Do people put sparkly cursors on their tumblrs? It’s not a gif either, it is script so I cannot adblock it. Do you want me to read your posts? Because sparkles and bubbles are fucking distracting and I personally cannot concentrate on reading when sparkling is happening.
Actually on that topic, lets talk about color contrast. Not enough people pay attention to it. Though this is only annoying to me personally, this counts as an accessibility issue, because people with vision problems won’t be able to read it at all. Here is a color contrast analyzer that you can use to check how readable your blog is.
Do not aspire to make your blog look as tacky as a 90’s geocities site or a 12 year old’s myspace page.
Kat: what is a murr
it seems it depends on context
the first one probably
Unless you are a sea hag calling or something.
Tiff: no more sleep ever
Tiff: weird pony sex dream
Tiff: I would rather be awake forever
Tiff: and ever and ever
Tiff: fuck sleep if that is what it gives me D:<
Kat: I am not sure if I would rather have that than my normal dreams
Kat: no I think i would actually
Kat: pony sex is better than graphic pony cannibalism
Kat: which I have dreamed before
Kat: only not MLP ponies, actual horses
Tiff: I am not sure which is worse on that one
Kat: I had a doctor who/mlp dream
Kat: I would have preferred less pony and more sex for that ¬¬
Tiff: CAN'T HAVE BOTH
Tiff: MUST BE PONY SEX
Tiff: AND THEN LESBIAN PONY SEX
Tiff: LOTS OF LESBIAN PONY SEX
Kat:I WANT TO SEX THE DOCTOR WHO PONY AT LEAST, GIVE ME THAT
And then Kat and Tiff were labeled as bronyfurries of some sort. (we do not want ponysecks I swear D: ) Yes, I dream about zombie cannibal horses that live in mineshafts or something. Oh, I wonder why I have insomnia.
I could probably make an entire blog of JUST my crazy IM conversations with Tiff.
*looks at username*
You may find my blog to be 20% cooler because it is not just ponies I draw.
It is the village of scallion squids! It was a peaceful day until
The napkin bird attacked!
Om nom nom
And the city was destroyed.
Don’t ask me to chop your veggies or you will get squid villages.
[Image: 18-piece green-coloured background with a common house mouse. Top text reads: “Have a good day” Bottom text reads: “Feel that you don’t really have mental illness”]
Submitted by thatqueerchick
That is horrible advice. Mouse, do not listen to Tiff bunny. She is a very bad bunny. Stop giving people bad advice, Tiff bunny.
Dear people of my town. You should not be such horrible drivers in comparison to me when I am sleep deprived and have the brain capacity of potato.
Also, dear troll car, I REPLACED THAT TAIL LIGHT BULB LAST MONTH. Y U DO IT AGAIN. I HAVEN’T EVEN DRIVEN YOU DKJSGHJFD.
I can’t tell but only because according to your tabs this is someone from Doctor Who which is a series I’m not that familiar with. Anyway you did a great job :3
Well it is ok, but it doesn’t really look like him D:
I HAVE DRAWN THE WRONG PERSON